Weblog » Tags » asshat (all)
-
Bad Blogging 101
Clearly my blogging rhythm seems to have been dropped as if it'd been run over by a drunken yobbo in a Ford Pinto, but when exactly did it happen? When did I become a bad blogger? I could cite excuses like the ozone laye… -
Car shopping gone terribly wrong
Sometimes I think life might slightly less complicated if we were all gorillas. Clearly we’d all need to establish ourselves as being a bit louder and taller than all of the other simians, beat our chest occasionally, an… -
The asshat returns...
As if it wasn’t bad enough that everything he learned about the art of conversation could have been found in a low-rent porn involving girls with too many vowels in their names, I soon discovered that everything he had l… -
Another victim of panhandling
Having never been a victim of crime (outside of actually having to pay to see "Sex in the City", of course), I see no creepy undertones in using a poorly lit ATM in the run down part of town down by the strip club. After… -
Ex-Bully
Instinctively my back twinged in reponse to a phantom bra strap snapping, no doubt a lasting impression left by the oversized man-child standing on the other side of the gas pump from me this morning. Its easily thirteen… -
Calling 911 - not just for the stabbed anymore
Its usually that moment when your sitting in your car outside a 24-hour convenience store waiting for the gas pump to click in a pair of underwear slightly less fresh than the half-eaten microwave burrito hanging out of … -
Being horizontal means you can't be vertical
I think of myself as a reasonably good person. I recycle, granted not too much since the the cost of being reusably responsible far exceeds my knee-jerk response to fill up my beer cans with water first so they sink out … -
Not necessarily Ferris Bueller's day off
The problem with the modern employee is, quite simply, is they've been mollycoddled to the point that they end up being a pathetic imbecile. Gone are the days of workers rushing to the boss wailing only if they can actua… -
Boobs on interview
The mysterious thing about men is that they were once, presumably, sane just like us. Perhaps they thought fondly of their teachers and resolved to be good little boys in their Angus Young schoolboy plaid, complete with … -
The most embarrassing moment of my life
(Y'all can thank Antisoccermom for this bombshell. We were talking last night over live video about the "most embarrassing moments in our lives" and she asked me to share mine. While my life is a soap opera, this takes t…
True
LifetimeRecent Weblogs
-
Fix it like a girl!
So I had an old Handspring Visor Edge laying aroun... -
Bad Blogging 101
Clearly my blogging rhythm seems to have been drop... -
Blogging without words
&n...
