Clearly it’s bigger than the one about not coveting your neighbour’s wife, bonking your granny over the head at the dinner table, or forcing your date to hide in the trunk at a drive-in movie so you don't have to pay for…

They say the Cadillac DeVille makes the absolute hearse available. Clearly thats not much to shout about, its like saying "Oh good, I've got syphilis...the very best of the sexually transmitted diseases!". Naturally I've…

We all know you cannot use the f-word before 9am, the n-word unless you are Quentin Tarantino and the c-word unless you happen to be kicked there, but make an untimely parallel to having a pair of testicles where none ex…

Call it an easy-to-swallow pill that even the Pope would approve of - a hot young doctor asking me to take my bottoms off, turn this way, and bend over. It didn't much matter how sick I was feeling yesterday, no sooner h…

Getting my husband to do chores around the house is like trying to manhandle a cow up a twisted staircase, the more I push, the more bullshit seems to come out. Naturally arguing with him about this fact is about as usef…