There I was skimming through the cable "pay-per-view" menu when I, rather unexpectedly, came across a provoking preview for a slightly stereotypical pornographic movie that promised to be more invigorating than a high co…

Clearly it’s bigger than the one about not coveting your neighbour’s wife, bonking your granny over the head at the dinner table, or forcing your date to hide in the trunk at a drive-in movie so you don't have to pay for…

Sometimes I think life might slightly less complicated if we were all gorillas. Clearly we’d all need to establish ourselves as being a bit louder and taller than all of the other simians, beat our chest occasionally, an…

Stereotypes and the occasional off-color joke aside, I've never had a problem with lesbians. From full-on dyke to the drunken accidental "Katy Perry moment", I've never judged them. Just because I don't play for the same…

You know me...okay, so thats a lie. You don't, and thats the point. Normally I get my kicks being slightly more campy than a singing drag queen at a Cub Scout convention, but its my prerogative. I tell stories from my pa…