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An impromptu porning
There I was skimming through the cable "pay-per-view" menu when I, rather unexpectedly, came across a provoking preview for a slightly stereotypical pornographic movie that promised to be more invigorating than a high co… -
Assumptions and my over-zealous sniffer
Clearly it’s bigger than the one about not coveting your neighbour’s wife, bonking your granny over the head at the dinner table, or forcing your date to hide in the trunk at a drive-in movie so you don't have to pay for… -
No means no
No means no. At least thats the schoolgirl mantra that often gets lip service while we decide if we really wanna, but in his case, I can honestly say I did not want to. He looked right through my window, not even pretend… -
Sometimes you just gotta roll the hard six
...and just go for it! Today's Positive: Its officially the weekend! This means, well honestly it means more work around the house and listening to my mo… -
Unruly Wii chick
While I don’t necessarily agree with the communists who claim that playing video games are rotting the minds out of millions of teenage virgins across America, I can't say that avoiding them has been proven to have the l… -
44 odd things about me
(is it possible there are only 44 odd things about me?) 1). Do you like blue cheese? Absolutely. I subscribe to the stinky method, the stinkier the cheese; the better it is. 2). Have you ever smoked? Its possible, but … -
A fruit working on the berries
(have I told this story before? I can't recall. If so, feel free to nod along and pretend I hadn't)Quite rightly so, it is no longer acceptable these days to pop out children like coin-operated vending machines, and yet,… -
Convincing others to do my evil bidding
Make no mistake, I love being in control. Slap a Captain's hat on my perfectly brushed hair and the range of possibilities are endless under my sublime leadership. Unfortunately, all of them are also quite bad. Naturally… -
Lunch with lesbians
Stereotypes and the occasional off-color joke aside, I've never had a problem with lesbians. From full-on dyke to the drunken accidental "Katy Perry moment", I've never judged them. Just because I don't play for the same… -
Gringo girl
Little Mexico. Clearly its the part of town you would go if you want to be carjacked, shot, stabbed, killed...possibly served as the lunch special on top of a poodle taco del Grande. Unfortunately I was there at gunpoint…
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Fix it like a girl!
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