Weblog » Tags » neighbors (all)
-
Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!
I can appreciate that at nearly 300lbs plus with that protruding monkey-like overbite of yours along with a highway patrolman's moustache (clearly what all the big girls are wearing this year!), you probably can't afford… -
Making your pussy my own
(1) cute but mangy kitten adopted from across the street - free (2) visits to the veterinarian for spay/declaw/worming/shots - $216.32 (1) spray bottle to keep the 'lil tyke out of the aqurium - $2.95 (5) pounds of "spec… -
Spanking the Lesbian - an open letter
Nevermind that tiny fact that the only time you and I get to speak is when you or your "domestic partner" come three doors down to ask if you two can mow my lawn, which you understand I find incredibly snicker-worthy giv… -
Looking a gift horse in the mouth
Regardless of the good times we shared together listening to Bon Jovi, the bumps and bruises we shared attempting to unsuccessfully moonwalk to Michael Jackson, and of course who can forget all the solo jam sessions to C… -
My neighbors had sex on my porch!
Why, oh strange and non meat-eating neighbors, did you fornicate on my porch last night? I realize I'm a tough act to follow and the sheer sexual tension of living just next door to me must be overwhelming, but for all t… -
The trash ghouls
On behalf of BlueMarsupial Airlines, ladies and gentleman, I would like to welcome you on board flight #666 with service from wherever you are now to the Bermuda Triangle of weirdness; otherwise known as Tulsa Oklahoma. … -
Backyard pee-pee...denied!
Who among us hasn't considered hiking up their skirt and taking a hearty pee outside under the cover of night? Sure you have, why it'd be practically unpatriotic not to when the mood strikes...or at least when faced with…
True
LifetimeRecent Weblogs
-
Fix it like a girl!
So I had an old Handspring Visor Edge laying aroun... -
Bad Blogging 101
Clearly my blogging rhythm seems to have been drop... -
Blogging without words
&n...
